location: a really narrow winding road somewhere between kodungalloor and ernakulam, with heavy traffic (including pandi lorries, completely idiotic auto drivers and the sundry folks of ker a la)
inside: a bus, actually a kodungalloor ernakulam limited stop bus...
driver: just another bus driver in kerala (read as complete maniac, who uses brakes only in the last possible moment and who never uses his brains at all, he goes blastin his horn through the road that can hardly manage a bus in the maximum possible speed, rattling through the pot holes (not that pot u sicko..) and scaring everything from crows to the man living in attapadi forest some 200km away...)
speed: averagin somewhere near 100 km/h...
acceleration: 0 to 100km in 8.734 secs... and from 100 to full stop in 8.734 micro-seconds....
thought: these guys should try in f1.. it should be a cakewalk for them.. wide roads..no incoming traffic... and no speed-limits or speed breakers or stupid pedestrians or pandi lorries.. (G-force huh??big deal!!)
after-thought: just realized that the ex-f1 drivers come 2 kerala to become bus drivers.. it seems theres nothing more challenging for them...
news: michael schumacher in the thrissur-palakkad bus route sighted.. he changed his name to makkal chaami...(steve slater, u listenin??)
3 comments:
ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!
Well i just got bk from Kolkota and those bus drivers would really blow away the competition in the Dakar rally!!!!
ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
But dude, seriously....there is no one to beat the Kozhikode bus drivers! I remember the first time i was headin for college in a bus with my parents....
Soon, my mum's fingers had turned white and my dad was chanting Rama rama rama.... ha ha ha
:)..gr8 post...
w8ng for schumi as a driver...
is he in mayil vahanam...;)
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