how a borin sunday afternoon changed my life forever.... or any other title which suits this post!!!!

One Sunday evening, like all the Sunday evenings, I was bored to death. The usual passtime like TV music porn and the bed were boring me to hell… SO I decided get up standup and go out for a walk… After a year filled with zero activity which might make me look less lazy, that decision never ceases to amaze me… being lazy is my thing.. I excel at it…
Anyways I took bath, became really fresh…put on my headfones..and walked away… I reached the first park… lottsa ppl.. with kids..playin eatin chattin doin stupid things… empty dark corners had couples holdin hands (and other things too I guess..couldn really see… it was really dark).. enthusiastic walkers, walkers who’ve nothin else to do (like me) and walkers out for a talk stroll (talkin to their mobile while walkin)…

Anyways I pretended I wasn’t noticing anythin and walked in my own world.. when I got bored of walkin in the first park, I decided to explore… I walked till I reached another park..

This park was bigger with more ppl and kinda better too… So as I was walkin I saw a hot chick (it was dark..but even then I could sense her hotness or heat (as some ppl prefer to say)… ) she looked expectantly at me… I pretended not to notice it..and walked away… I finally reached the end of the park and I started walking through a different way…. And there she was again in path… this time she didn’t even glance at me… I stared at her… the wide eyed open mouth stare???no… a passing non-chalant kinda stare.. like I was puzzled.. (its amazin how much expressions I can bring about 2 convince myself)

The chick obviously didn notice me… and I kept lookin back hopin to see the stuff they show in hindi movies…she lookin back and me lookin back and our eyes meetin… and it was love at second sight…. but that’s the sad part of movies… they always happen only in movies…she wasn’t lookin back..she looked as if she didn even know that I exist in this existential world (wat the heck??)

Anyways I took a U turn and came back to her path and I could see her approaching me.. And at that moment parun called me..and by the time I told him I don mind any beer she had left… The stalker instincts in me came to the fore…I followed her…from a safe distance on a parallel road.. always keepin her on my eyes..and making sure im always on the shadows if by any chance she turns back… She looked agitated frustrated and was talkin on her mobile.. my heart almost stopped when she I saw her moving towards the exit.. but she stopped and I breathed a sigh of relief… then she turned back and sat on an empty bench…

Perfect!!! I went past her and before I could stop myself
Me: U waitin for somebody?
The Hot Chick: …
(I actually didn wait for her to complete the sentence)
I sat down next to her.
Me: Can I sit here?
THC: Do I have choice???(really bored and frustrated and disgusted written boldly on her head…)
Me: Hi…my name is Aslam
THC: So???
Me: I’m thinking of changing it.. Can u help me???
THC: U think u r funny or somethin???
Me: I don think, I know!!!
(Dialog of the century..i could hear soft guitars and pianos goin on in the background as she is impressed and is ready to fall heads over heels in the deep pool of Love)
THC: Dude…get a life..
(She was getting ready to jump over any cliff and commit suicide)
Me: That’s what I’m trying so hard to get….
And then in that defining moment of my history (mestory…mystery??) I got up and left, hoping she won’t ever remember my face and hopin I won’t ever meet her again in my entire life….

Afternote: As u might’ve realized, she was waiting for her boyfriend… and last thing on earth she wanted was a mysterious, dashing and humorous stud tryin to hit on her…
Afterthought: I take out the dashing and mysterious… and stud too…
On a second afterthought: humorous too….